katysarmpit:

fav

hungarian:

tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old

herspanic:

we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

lameborghini:

I AM SO ATTACHED TO INTERNET PEOPLE MY MOM WARNED ME ABOUT TJIS SHE SAID THAT INTERNET PEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS AND IT’S TRUE THEY’RE RUINING MY LIFE

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

when you actually do your homework but leave it at home

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

shalrath:

do 69 year olds laugh at the number 12

mew-squared:

johnfreakingegbert:

Money speaks and it tells me you’re a faggot

are we just going to ignore the fact that he wrote the T on